Shabortion

A fat man is torn from his bed and sent hurtling into the air, his wife covered in plaster dust staring at his retreating form through a hole in her roof. he is screaming and his bowels loose. he looks up and sees a basketball in his hand. he had never realized they had a pebbled texture. meanwhile in los angeles california all of the players that ... See Moreplay on every nba team have gathered inside the staples center. none of them are able to explain how or why they ended up there. they mill around the court, ashamed, unable to look each other in the eye. they are all waiting in vain for a coach to blow a whistle. there is a boom. one player covers his eyes. a human meteor punches a hole in the roof of the arena and a fat man dunks on every nba player simultaneously

My Dad had a Shabortion last night.

by not404 July 24, 2010

Flag

Get the Shabortion mug.

Shamorty

A short and Funny girl. Most of the time good looking.

Did you see that girl back there? she was a shamorty!

by YouStinkLikeMoose June 29, 2011

Flag

Get the Shamorty mug.

Related Words

Shalort • Shlort • Shlortzel • Shabortion • Shalomtulations • shalontae • Shalonte Effect • shaloot • Shalora • Shamorty

shplort

The sound made when you get the last pump (of coffee) from the press pot, when the last of liquid is pumped out and it starts to pull air with it.

Tiffany was getting her morning coffee when I heard the telltale shplort when the press pot emptied. She tried to be quiet about it but there’s no escaping that sound. I called her on it to be a good coffee steward and she had to make a new pot before leaving.

by TheCoyoteDreams January 16, 2019

Flag