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shabbat shalom motherfuckers

The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.
the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH
by some jew February 9, 2008
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Shalom the creep

A Shalom the creep as the definition implies is in fact a homosexual who lives for the dick which creeps out girls can be shorten to STC or suck the cock which it thinks about. And no matter what people say when it moans it is in fact not sexy but it does help when it listens to recordings of itself moaning and jacks off to it of course using they’re .5 mm tweezer to help out
Oh no it’s a Shalom the creep he’s coming to rape us
by Meir Schwartz December 9, 2019
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Shalem

The man who is tough on the outside but is sweet on the inside. Who has the courage to change , to love , to make others laugh . He loves music , he defines peace . He is handsome . Girls wish to be called his . He's cute and extremely mannered .
I wish it was shalem now
by Ahajssbd September 14, 2018
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Shalomslice

A term of admiration towards a close friend of Jewish descent.
Heather: "What's up, Shalomslice?!"

Kelsey: "Nothin' much; I'm about to shalom this history work."
by Jay and Silent Gnome May 7, 2009
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Shaloming

The new planking, chest out, arms out, butt out, look buff.
Shaloming around the ohio northern campus. anywhere any time
by Ohio Northern student August 1, 2012
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Shalom

hello john
shalom
wait are you leaving?
idk
by Epstein February 13, 2005
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dirty shalom

A dirty shalom is a person who will slap you then hug you afterwards. They will support you no matter what but disregard themselves.
I need a dirty shalom right now
by burnt popia November 8, 2020
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