textarded

The inability to text or difficultly using the cell phone to send and/or receive text

I texted my Mom, but I don't know if she got it, she's kinda textarded.

by Aly Gyrl March 8, 2009

subtarded

A term describing a person or endeavor that is of a lower standard than even the conventional definition of retarded.

Also:
Thornspawn
Black Witchery
football

I cannot believe that Osmose signed such subtarded bands.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

sextard

someone who is just plain bad in bed (and not in the "ooh, you naughty boy!" way). someone who doesnt understand what to do, why to do it, or who has no real concept of what sex involves. a true sextard will not realise their abnormalities... they may perform strange acts and be surprised when such acts are not appreciated.

oh my gosh! get your toe out of my nose! you're such a sextard!

by charli88 December 29, 2005

Sextrated

1. The condition of being sexually frustrated.

She was so sextrated from being single for six months that even the waiter at Chucky Cheese was looking hot to her.

by canamanne February 3, 2010

sextarve

to be extremely hungry for sex.

When do we fuck? I'm sextarved/sextarving.

by Alpacola December 14, 2014

sextard

Somebody who just can't figure out how to fit the peg in the hole.

Will and Laura tried to have sex, but they just couldn't figure it out. They're both bloody sextards.

by ottonomy December 2, 2003

Shitarded

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004