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sexmouse

A common fantasy or fetish which involves one person who hides in the closet of their roommate and makes mouse sounds during the day/eats cheese to create an authentic 'mouse in the house' experience. However at night, this mouse gets a bit freaky and will come out of the closet/Mousehole. Wearing appropriate garb (I personally recommend the sexy mouse costume from Amazon) the sexmouse emerges and proceeds to suck their roommate's dick and ensure to eat the dick cheese/smegma of their roommate.
Squeakle squeakle! The sexmouse wants his cheese from Daddy! 😫💦💦
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Sexo Perez

Sexo Perez is a nickname of the Mexican Formula One driver Sergio Perez.

The nickname is given to him because he's got so much rear end and hes a zaddy 🤤.

(Also reffered to as Thicco Chicco or Mexican Minister of Rear End)

Link to Sergio Perez here:

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-"He's got so much rear end man.."
-"Who?"
-"Sexo Perez, Checo."

Or

"Sexo Perez 😍😍😍 Beat me 🤤🤤🥵"
by Schweden Schweden March 30, 2022
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Sexomnia

Someone who pursues sexual activities in their sleep. it's like sleep walking, completely unconscious.
Kieran Stocker sufferer of Sexomnia. trialled in court for sexual assualt.
by Industri94 January 9, 2010
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Sexmoji

When you and your significant other pick an emoji that signals the want or need for sex. Most often identified as a phallic shaped vegetable, or a ripe fruit. It could also be represented by world map image of Africa.
"Babe, I want to f*** you so hard right now"
"I can't, I am doing the laundry."
"Please *sends sexmoji*"
"Be there in 10 minutes."
by realMadskills September 5, 2017
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sexbomb

Dayum! Molly's hot! What a sexbomb!
by m-rizzle April 30, 2006
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seomug

It's a form of martial arts that was got it's name from the unused letters of a hangman game. The creator of this mystical modern martial art is Rob the Ninja. It is now used as a general form of martial arts in North East Pennsylvania... By Rob and his clan.

I like cheese
"Hey, man gimme that cheeseburger!"
"SEOMUG!"
*sounds of violence*
"Ah...man. He just went seomug on that guy!"
by da99et October 27, 2004
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sexmazing

something is sexy and amazing. (sexmazing) or it'd be amazing to have sex with...
"ohh yeahh, i totally agree that The All-American Rejects are sexmazing!"
by AARejects<3 July 31, 2009
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