Sexmoji

When you and your significant other pick an emoji that signals the want or need for sex. Most often identified as a phallic shaped vegetable, or a ripe fruit. It could also be represented by world map image of Africa.

"Babe, I want to f*** you so hard right now"
"I can't, I am doing the laundry."
"Please *sends sexmoji*"
"Be there in 10 minutes."

Sexmoji by realMadskills September 5, 2017

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Sexmoji

Using emojis in a text to convey feelings of sexual interests with another person.

Chad: That girl Felicia is really cute, she gave me her number but I don't know how to flirt very well.
Susan: Try using sexmojis, she'll get the idea.

Sexmoji by rvelloso51 July 27, 2016

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Sexmoji • sexmobile

sexmobile

A vehicle that attracts female attention toward it to the benefit of the male occupant(s).

Man, I bet that dude gets alot of ladies with that ride. It's a real sexmobile.

sexmobile by EFL January 2, 2009

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sexmobile

To affiliate with someone whom engages in the act of sexual intercourse frequently.

Dude Garrett is such a sexmobile now that he hangs out with Amanda Lunny

sexmobile by Jut May 3, 2004

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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