sexpertise

an expertise in sex. You can use this word to describe the knowledge someone has about sex.

We all love my friend Noelle for her sexpertise. You should go to her for advice.

by katie/kdegz December 29, 2005

Sexpert

One who specialises in the art of sex

Guy 1: "Man why doesn't my girlfriend want to do it?"
Guy 2: "Don't ask me, I'm no Sexpert"

by mrpain October 21, 2008

Sexcret

secret sex.

When you fuck and can't tell a soul.

John: "Dude, I fucked Sally, but she said I had to keep it a sexcret."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."

by bonaire December 20, 2008

seXception

Regardless of your relationship status. That one, totally hot person that you would HAVE to sleep with...if you had the chance!

Even my wife understands that Jessica Alba is one of my seXceptions!

by GWilson March 14, 2007

sexcretion

n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.

So how was it?

Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(

That's gross sicko.

by Vegawrap January 25, 2009

sexcersise

A form of excersise, sex and excersise mixed together. A fun way to get fit!

Kath: Gosh I'm getting fat
Matt: Have you tried sexcersise

by :.:Anon:.: September 15, 2005

Sexcret

a sexual encounter to be kept a secret. most commonly occurs on tables, but can also take place behind school recreation centers.

hey, did you hear about dana and diego? Aint much of a sexcret anymore!", or "bro i really enjoyed our sexcret, meet me at the mandarin to replay it

by DdmeansDanaDiego April 2, 2011