Southington

Home of the infamous John Sample.

Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.

by Jesus Christ December 21, 2003

southington

The current residence of local idiot John Sample, as well as a handful of wiggers. Also a town where the freshman in highschool tend to multiply much like bacteria except they get smaller as time goes on, and more retarded/similar to John Sample.

Southington is a hellhole because John Sample lives here. Someone should send him to Meriden where the real ghetto is.

by N3M3S1S July 17, 2004

butt sexington

One who speaks as if they are always getting it up the butt

Michael Hirsch is Butt Sexington

by Up Town Larry December 12, 2007

Southington

Centrally located in CT. One a the few towns that gets payed to bring in black people from Hartford. All we are known for is our football program and drug abuse. Here all the white girls sleep around, and use they're parents money to look classy. Where everyone is fake and full of crap, and like to pretend that they're the shit. The guys are even uglier then the girls (unless you wanna talk about the senior class.) The football players (2-time CCC champs) get drooled over, and the messy rivalry with hard-hittin New Britain is the best place to be....if you wanna get shot!

Southington only has black kids because our school system is poor despite the surrounding rich white community.

by bkf09 December 11, 2008

Sighington

A place where people sigh to their doom.

"Oh your going to Sighington to pay your crimes"

by RandomButRight June 9, 2021

Southington

where all the girls are ugly and sleep around and the guys act black and have their moms buy them expensive cars. Not a place to brag about being from.

ha ha, Your from Southington

by BOB March 2, 2004

southington

Despite what others say... Southington is a wonderful place to live we do have a slight drug problem but we're working on it, our police are very nice people. Our town may have some "wigga's" but at least we're not a ghetto where you can get shot for looking at someone. Our schools are very nice as i happen to attend one. We also have a great view of the sunset and we have the WORLDS FIRST amusement park Lake Compounce, and two haunted houses. We also gave away ESPN because we didnt think it would become big.

Hello and welcome to Southington

hi how are you

have a nice day

The Game

these are average southington quotes

by derek360 May 14, 2011