Sessions

Comes from middle-England. Used when someone or some people have had sex. Or describing sex between two or more people, or a person and an inanimate object.

If you see someone and they've had sex the night before you'd say "Ooooo Sessions!"

by Nicholas Wootton April 11, 2004

Seasonist

When certain items are sold only during a specific season and not throughout the entire year.

McDonalds is so seasonist because they do not sell their tropical smoothie during the winter.

by dickydanceroutine December 6, 2021

Jennifer Sessions

Beautiful Queen butterfly unicorn goddess

"How are you feelin today?" "I feel like Jennifer Sessions" "woah I wish I felt that good"

by KamyKool December 15, 2017

Reddit Sessions

When me and the boys all group up and rate porn

Me: Let’s have a Reddit Sessions
The boys: Okay, what do you want to start with
Me: Idk, gay.

by Cokecokk December 27, 2021

COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS

A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions

*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?

Yeah sure, that sounds fun

by ggij031 September 1, 2016

secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.

EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”

by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019

SESSIONS

A skate, snow, surf, and punk rock store founded by Joel Gomez in Sunnyvale, California 1983.

His passion for sports and punk rock are what inspired him to start it all up.

Today Sessions has a website and their own team for each sport . Sessions also has an on going tradition of supporting charitable orginizations around their community. They are also associated with the Vans Warped Tour.

Skateboardind & Punk Rock Since '83 f%ckers!

by Your Mother October 14, 2004