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selfie-obsessed

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' and comments telling them they're good looking as that's their way of validating their looks and sense of self(ie)-worth. This narcissism is actually a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves hoping to get compliments to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.
"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done," like I care!"

"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"
by The Cason-Point April 14, 2014
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cosh selfie

A selfie which only shows one half of your face
Let me take a cosh selfie
by Coshmunity April 22, 2014
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Mom selfie

a selfie that is taken at a very high angle (where the phone is right above your head) like a mom who can never get the correct angles.
Oh my god Amris doesn’t know how to take good selfies she only takes mom selfies.
by migzishomo June 1, 2018
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seaside tony

an silly looking fellow from north jersey/new york who comes to new jersey coastal towns for summer weekends. generally has no manners and drives expensive cars. usually dresses somewhat like a girl. wears clothes too small for him. goes tanning. gets his eyebrows waxed. wears sneakers/shoes in the summer. has spiked/blown out greasy hair. spends way too much money on self gratification. impossible to miss. litters on the beach. ruins the local coastal area for everyone else. thinks he is better then others. is a nuisance to locals.
"I woke up this morning and there was this seaside tony sleeping on my lawn so I turned the hose on him and he scurried away."

"Look at that seaside tony over there, hes got girls sunglasses on inside and hes drinking a smirnoff ice, what a homo!"
by rvb June 15, 2006
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Alibi Selfie

A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
by G-Kel T-Rib Collab May 10, 2014
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Selfish Top

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off
Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops
by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016
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Ninja Selfie

Taking a selfie on someone's phone without them knowing.
Shari did a ninja selfie. She is soooo hot, what a sexy surprise!!!
by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai August 28, 2014
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