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Timestopper Shit 

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.
Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!
Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019

Timestamped 

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend
Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!

Tampstamp 

A Portmanteau of Tampon and Stamp. The name of the act involving a woman dropping a recently used Tampon from the top of a building greater than 9 stories tall which not only lands on, but sticks to the head of a pedestrian below.
"Hey Sally, remember when the wind ruined your Tampstamp last Tuesday?"
Tampstamp by awesomeolion January 17, 2010

Timescape 

An agreement between two people to the betterment of each. This is not lightly taken, and your word makes or breaks a timescape.
A bond with a dear friend that defined your whole life; and continues after they are long gone.
We dreamed up a timescape, locked in what we were supposed to do. Made promises and kept each other's backs
Now that Jimmy is now gone, I feel obligated to finish the dream. That's what he would have wanted..
Timescape by REBel Siren April 9, 2021
Slightly similar to a pimp slap a time slap sends you back to a certain decade depending on the strength an style
I will timeslap you back to 1960 if you dont watch it (then waking up at a hippie rave)
Timeslap by lastofadyingbreed December 19, 2008

Time-stamp 

A photograph capturing a treasured moment in one's life; a photograph capturing a moment in time.
The photographer from Flight One Studios was hard at work taking time-stamps at Tiffiny's wedding.
Time-stamp by F1S October 4, 2013