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Timestopper Shit 

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.
Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!
Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019

Timestamped 

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend
Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!

Tampstamp 

A Portmanteau of Tampon and Stamp. The name of the act involving a woman dropping a recently used Tampon from the top of a building greater than 9 stories tall which not only lands on, but sticks to the head of a pedestrian below.
"Hey Sally, remember when the wind ruined your Tampstamp last Tuesday?"
Tampstamp by awesomeolion January 17, 2010

Timescape 

An agreement between two people to the betterment of each. This is not lightly taken, and your word makes or breaks a timescape.
A bond with a dear friend that defined your whole life; and continues after they are long gone.
We dreamed up a timescape, locked in what we were supposed to do. Made promises and kept each other's backs
Now that Jimmy is now gone, I feel obligated to finish the dream. That's what he would have wanted..
Timescape by Echo Nova April 9, 2021
Slightly similar to a pimp slap a time slap sends you back to a certain decade depending on the strength an style
I will timeslap you back to 1960 if you dont watch it (then waking up at a hippie rave)
Timeslap by lastofadyingbreed December 19, 2008

Time-stamp 

A photograph capturing a treasured moment in one's life; a photograph capturing a moment in time.
The photographer from Flight One Studios was hard at work taking time-stamps at Tiffiny's wedding.
Time-stamp by F1S October 4, 2013
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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