slactivity

a condition in which things are happening or being done slowly or aimlessly.

His life was brimming with slactivity.

by TimmasFella August 26, 2015

Slacktivist

Someone who spends all their time on Social Networking Sites doing the work of an activist when they should be working.

I hardly have anything to do at work anymore besides being a slacktivist.

by Darcyism May 19, 2009

Slacktivist

Those that believe they deserve what they get because they “showed up”. What, earn a living by working hard, not me!

I hired a couple of slacktivists and and now I cannot fire them without a boatload of "write ups." Gotta prove they are worthless. Come see me in my office. What? Where are you...in HR? Yeah so they can coddle your lazy ass and make it impossible to get rid of you. Pinhead!

By Tortured and Tired, October 16, 2017

by Tired and Tortured October 19, 2017

Selectivist

A person who only advocates political causes when it involves them

Did you see Magartu at the rally?

Yeah I did but I don’t buy it, she’s a selectivist

by Wetsuweten July 23, 2020

Selectivitous

Selects when to feel symptoms of sickness whenever they don’t want to do something

Brianna suffers from selectivitous before jiu jitsu practice

by Bumblebee2010 December 19, 2022

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

girl scout cookie selectivity

The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.

Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.

by von groovy July 31, 2024