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Shwaggin Wagon

A group and or party of smokers who are all carrying very low grade marijuana know as Shwag and who are commonly made fun of by the more wealthy or more well connected smokers with much higher grade marijuana.(plural)
Man i'm not letting that Shwaggin Wagon into this kickback so they can drink all my beer!

Look its the Shwag Wagon yall, lets kick the **** outta em.
by Bl8ze1 January 14, 2010
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schwaggtastiq

Excellent, amazing, kick-butt. Root-word "swag"
That hat is so Schwaggtastiq...you're looking mighty Schwaggtastiq today.
by MrDictionaryOfWisdom April 3, 2011
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An out of control bush Afro on an already overgrown Euro chick's beaver, or Shwagglepuss, for short.
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schwag

Cannabis of very, very low potency and quality, usually harvested too early or too late in the growing cycle. Schwag is stereotypically associated with marijuana that comes from Mexico, pressed into bricks to facilitate easy transportation across the border. It is very cheap and very unhealthy, as much more is smoked to achieve a high than higher potency marijuana.

Unlike sensimilla, schwag is loaded with seeds and THC-bearing crystals are nowhere to be seen. The potency of schwag is so low that it often does not even smell like weed.

Some varieties are called dirt for their sheer resemblance to compost. In fact, any high that comes from smoking schwag only comes after smoking very large amounts.

Also known as catnip, shwag (alternate spelling), shit, and other demeaning terms.
That schwag wouldn't get a fly high.

Often enough, high schoolers are duped by dealers into buying schwag under the impression that it is kb.

A pound of schwag only costs me $50!
by DrCrunkenstein July 11, 2005
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diggity schwag

The extreme version of schwag, a description of something of very poor quality, usually used in reference to bad pot.

The exact opposite of diggity dank.
by Revchu April 4, 2004
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