i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

by anonymous October 31, 2020

Cope Seethe Mald

Often used to make fun of someone for a issue usually in a game and almost always relating to skill. Although it is mostly used ironically.

Joe: "My grandmother just died"
Hector: "Cope Seethe Mald"

by ComradeRadio December 21, 2021

have you seen my new wristwatch

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.

Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

by Stagmen November 30, 2016

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

Have you seen chef?

Have you seen Chef is a Filthy Frank reference to the movie Chef created by Jon Favreau. The movie was introduced as a joke in an episode of the Filthy Frank Show called Vomit Cake. It's a pretty good movie.

Have you seen Chef?

by QuetzTBD December 2, 2016

Seener

A person who sees text messages but doesn't reply or replies usually very late

seener can be defined as annoying feature and it occurs in different social communication applications where is possible to see if the person has seen the message, like for instance in Whatsapp, Facebook and Snapchat.

by everydaylifevine January 28, 2015

cope, seethe, dilate

A combination of three popular internet insults.

Cope: denial of often harsh truths.

Seethe: to have lots of unexpressed anger; like a boiling kettle.

Dilate: the act of a transgender female individual inserting objects into their vaginas to keep them open.

(in an argument with an online internet individual)

"lol, just cope, seethe, dilate tranny"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022