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Security Steve

Security Steve was head security on the show Jeremy Kyle. He now works at primark earning £5 an hour.
Hey Security Steve, how is Primark and Poundland?
by Jeremy Kyle's Security May 19, 2019
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security blanket

1. A blanket (or toy) carried by a child to reduce anxiety

Stems from the Peanuts comic where the character Linus always had his blanket with him.

2. (informal) anything that an adult person uses to reduce their anxiety

This phrase can also be used to indicate a male friend whom a girl has no romantic interest but uses him to to cock block other males at parties, dances, or other events.
Whenever my boyfriend doesn't want to go out dancing, I take Kyle to keep the other guys away. He's sort of my security blanket.
by TheBlankey February 4, 2006
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security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .
laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .
by zebra22 September 28, 2008
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Security Breach (FNAF)

This is a game developed by Steel Wool Studio’s and Scott (Original owner) it’s about getting stuck in a pizza place and needing to do tasks to escape until 6am you can either stay at one point or leave.
Yooooooo Wanna play Security Breach (FNAF) ? Yeah sure dude.
by Α January 12, 2022
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Security Theater

"Security theater" is a term that describes security countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to actually improve security.
Enhanced pat downs are pure security theater. It won't detect detect a bomb jammed up someone's ass.
by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010
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Security Council

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!
I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?
by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022
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security hole

Microsoft's most prominent problem.
Microsoft has more security holes than a block of swiss cheese has normal holes.
by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004
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