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sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.
"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"
by Pineapple Hider September 10, 2009
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SEXATIONAL

Someone or something that is SOOO sexy it invokes all of your senses at once leaving you completely stunned.
"WOAH that girl is totally sexational"
by THE ONLY Captain Sarcasm November 5, 2008
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sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”
We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.
by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018
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sectionals

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!
"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"
by $$$ February 21, 2004
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Sensational

Sarcasm; the opposite of sensational; being bored or annoyed
When someone says something, and you find it uninteresting or annoying. “Sensational dude! I don’t give a shit.”
by lemmy732 October 31, 2019
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Sensational Cloud (Rap)

A sub-genre of rap, defined as beats that have; "Heavy bass patterns over melotic and happy sounds with lyrics that compell and visualize moods upon self-sensations"

First discovered in 2016 by rapper LIL PERCY
Person 1: YOOOOOO... This shit got the whole crib shaking my nigga but what kind of rap is this bro??

Person 2: It's sensational cloud (rap) and it's tough AS A BITCH MANE
by percgod March 26, 2017
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sensationalise

Make fuss over
If you thrive to contrive or sensationalise, do not despise other's demise for from these embers & dust although given to rust new nations may rise.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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