Scoring Clinic

A victory in a soccer game by four or more goals is defined as an example of a scoring clinic.

Mike - "Did you see John put the scoring clinic on Kevin in fifa while he was eating eggdrop soup?"

Fred - "Oso, oso, oso!"

by fifa skiller March 11, 2011

scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.

1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.

by high score May 20, 2008

scoring

Irish slang for "necking" or "making out."

I saw them scoring in the back of the bar.

by modgun April 24, 2011

Securing the bag

Typically used when getting money from a paycheck or from other monetary sources thus bag is meant to convey moneybag.

Person 1: bro I literally have no days off this week
Person 2: hey bro at-least your securing the bag

Person 1: facts bro

by Yeetongoofyniggas March 12, 2020

Scoring Kick

A soccer player's kicking ability for when they find themselves near or in the goalie box has the best chance of making sure the ball finds its way into the net.

1.Once he makes his way into the box, he's got the best scoring kick in the league.

2. Who has the best scoring kick on the team?

by formersoccerplayer September 5, 2009

sexoring

The act of ravagenous secks. Weither anal, oral, vaginal, animal, or otherwise.

Boy, after such a long day at work I could really go for some crazy sexoring.

by b0b August 31, 2004

scoring

To be dating someone.

Alex and I are scoring.

by Bomber December 28, 2005