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Texas Secession

An idea that only a dipshit would support. Right now, Texas is still an economic powerhouse, unlike most of the other states. Some people fear Obama's increased taxes, as if it would ruin our economy, so they bring up the idea of seceding. This is pretty stupid. Texas would have to make their own versions of necessary federal programs, all of the fortune 500 companies in Texas would move to another state, and the US would embargo everything from Texas. I could go on and on about this, but in short: Texas secession would be a blow to the balls for Texas, and a blow to the balls for America as well. Isn't it funny how people think Texas could secede because Texas willfully chose to be a U.S. state in 1845, but nobody considers secession for any other state?
I live in Texas, a very diverse state with over 25 million residents. 90% of us understand that Texas secession is a terrible idea. Please, ignore the minority of dipshits. Sam Houston frowns upon them.
by dirty_frank July 22, 2009
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