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Scurring

To avoid paying taxes
I was going to pay taxes but I would be better off scurring.
by Wrongbet March 23, 2009
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currying

Mixing indian spice in to questionable food to make it taste ten million times better than before the currying.
"Vanessa didn't like the turkey, it tasted dry. But after currying, it tasted like an indian."

"Eating babies seems wrong. But after currying them, seems right."

"In burnley they curry everything, because everything there needs currying."
by devourthebaby December 21, 2011
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snurring

The sound a woman who does not snore, but only purrs, makes while sleeping.
She fell asleep and for someone who does not snore, she sure was snurring very loudly.
by Me_at_home May 26, 2009
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slurring your thoughts

Similar to slurring your words or slurring your text; it is a condition that occurs while drunk when your mind gets slurred. You think about things you would never thing about or you can't put together what people are saying or doing. When your are slurring your thoughts is usually the time you being to think sexting your ex is good idea but you end up slurring your text and they never understand.
Me: Hey, what's up?
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.
by Beloni Pony April 20, 2010
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Retinal Scarring

1. Lit. Scarring of the retina due to scratching.

2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.

3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.
1. Why are you going in for lasik surgery? Because I have retinal scarring.

2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.

3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.
by TheMobiusMan August 18, 2009
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scullying

I cant believe I'm scullying against Serge this week in fantasy football.
by brownjesus1 September 27, 2012
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beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.
"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."
by dave March 28, 2003
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