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Scutch

If you don't behave I'll scutch you.
by glesgarab November 10, 2015
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Word used by my dad to describe the show 'The Simpsons', meaning shit
"What're we watching this scutch for?!"
by Mark-o198766612321 July 4, 2006
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Scutch

A stinky, dirty person, usually male. The kind of person that showers only once a week and looks scruffy.
Jacob: you know Conor he’s a real scutch isn’t he.
Joseph: yeah there’s a nasty smell off him.
by themonsterking99 May 5, 2021
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Scutch

A shit stain left on the back of the toilet after a sloppy poo
"As if you've left a scutch in the toilet and not bothered to clean it up, dirty beggar!"
by setmeup August 20, 2019
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scutchyy

An individual who strays from the crowd at a pool party to change into a pair of long johns with bathing trunks or a speedo on top. A scutchyy also wears an old captain or airpline pilots hat in which goggles and a chin strap are attached. This aforementioned hat hugs scutchyy's gobbler.
"That man in the pilots hat is such a ridiculous scutchyy but he is the life of the pool party."
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Scutchio

Perfection. A walking Utopia.
A God like figure, often referred to as the third resurrection of the Holy one.
Can also be related to his works; a goal machine. A superstar footballing icon.
Sheer Genius.

Opposite of Sokaldo (also known as 'the fake')
"Oh my word, father. Who is that chap with the silky skills and sublime finishing abilities?"

"That is Scutchio."

"Ahh, that explains it."

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Another Scutchio performance (Magnificent, unmatched, perfect)
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smultchy

Excessive and/or inordinate verbal affection bestowed on someone inappropriately - almost patronizing; IE: your eyes are more beautiful than life itself and gazing into the is more precious than diamonds - making bystanders within hearing distance physically sick.
He's a nice guy and is crazy about her - but not smultchy at all. The guy's a real womanizer, and smultchy to boot.
by unclecoy June 8, 2017
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