cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

scrumpling

When something is scurrying about.
ie. Noun

WOMAN: "Hey Matt, did you ever get rid of those bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Yeah"

WOMAN #2 "How did you know there were bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Because I saw them scrumpling around my house (simultaneously twidle fingers while saying the word scrumpling)."

by S.Carter October 1, 2007

Scrumple-Frillskins

A scrumpled being with frilly skin.

My dog is such a scrumple-frillskins.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

Scrumple Dumpled

Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)

Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!

Meow, we're dumb

by Highlander! February 28, 2005

scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

by br1tney spears March 22, 2021

Scrumpled

When you don't fold something and it just is a ball of wrinkles

"I didn't fold my laundry, I scrumpled it."

by arrresssvvv December 6, 2022