scrotissery

a once functioning set of balls that was a in code red danger zone and has also been skewered, ripped off and thrown on the nearest grill

this is a combo word whose roots are 1)rotissery and 2)scrotum

i cheated and hooked up with my ex, and the gf is comin over for scrotissery

by doin 2 many d-rugs January 25, 2006

scrotumise

The act of forcing someone into a bag to carry away for sexual purposes.

Borat scrotumised Pamela Anderson in a shopping centre in the movie.

by Matt W. Hayward February 8, 2007

Scrotomitten

Mitten for the ball sack to keep it warm and prevents sweaty balls

I have a scrotomitten on and its so warm

by WebsterMandawg October 1, 2011

scrotisserie

An appliance with a rotating spit for roasting and barbecuing pouches of testicle skin.

I'm going to put your balls in the scrotisserie if you don't STFU.

by Taisen July 23, 2015

Scrotoil

A physiological or psychological term defining the act of "recoil" or "retraction", reminiscent of a cold scrotum

When she smelled his pungent duck butter she scrotoiled in disgust.

by RhubarbCheese January 26, 2018

Scomotosis

ScoMotosis ... dire affliction of pale stale males in situations of positional power without personal/integral power. Diagnosis by observation, of symptoms such as: flight (to Hawaii) response to any challenge (expectation of leadership), incapacity for empathy (despite expensive training), no understanding of the concept of equity, absense of integrity, esteem issues requiring constant reference to a higher authority (particularly a religious leader), belief in imaginary friend/s, and dependence upon the guidance of texts to determine right from wrong (high liklihood that selected texts be centuries-old fables written by barely-educated pale, stale, males seeking to control the uneducated populace).

Further indicators of ScoMotosis are: an inability to acknowledge the greater intellect, knowledge and skills of others (even in their field of expertise), no capacity for understanding scientific & technological communications (perhaps due to a fear-response to proofs contradicting tightly held spurious beliefs), intellectual vertigo (autonomic response to disconcerting facts); and an elevated sense of self-importance.

One of the more obvious indicators can be the obstruction of the mouth by the sufferer's own foot/feet.

I'd say he has undiagnosed scomotosis: even though, he only has one foot in his mouth, his hand is grasping for a shake.

by GaLizZy January 5, 2020

scrotomus

A famous roman dood with huuuuge testicles

Man theres goes scrotomus, hes so kewl

by umm bill yeah bill August 11, 2004