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Lord Scrotus

King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.
ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.
by Scrotus_worshipper August 3, 2011
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scrotissery

a once functioning set of balls that was a in code red danger zone and has also been skewered, ripped off and thrown on the nearest grill

this is a combo word whose roots are 1)rotissery and 2)scrotum
i cheated and hooked up with my ex, and the gf is comin over for scrotissery
by doin 2 many d-rugs January 25, 2006
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SCROTUS

SCROTUS does his best thinking when wearing his furry bathrobe after a nice warm shower. He also enjoys having the small heater in the cubbyhole of his Oval Office desk. SCROTUS jumps up and down when he goes golfing ; his scrotum swells with self-pride.
by anonymous February 14, 2017
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SCROTUS

1. Acronym for "Supreme Court Republicans of the United States"; based on similar acronyms for Supreme Court of the United States SCOTUS and President of the United States POTUS.

2. Masculine form of the Latin adjective meaning "of or like a scrotum."
Antonin Scalia is a SCROTUS.
by REM November 15, 2004
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Scrotious

Scro-ti-ous;

From the Latin Scrot, Scrotum, or Ball Sack in English.

Definition;

Behavior befitting of one who thinks solely with their nether regions.

A mind set worse than the worst kind of bad.

A state of affairs with a dismal outlook.

The worst possible example of the matter in question.
Usage;

Rebecca Black's single, "Friday" is scrotious!

The meal was scrotious!

Tommy scrotiously approached Ebonee, who was quietly sitting at the bar.
by Antiddote August 5, 2011
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scrotisserie

An appliance with a rotating spit for roasting and barbecuing pouches of testicle skin.
I'm going to put your balls in the scrotisserie if you don't STFU.
by Taisen July 23, 2015
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Scrotium Phosphate

A new phosphate compound discovered by three biology undergraduates. Coming from the combination of the salts from the sweat from the scrotum and Phosphorite.

It is used to help with fertilization of plants and can help with human fertility when needed.

While not approved as of 2023 it is believed to be a good replacement of caffeine for helping with energy. It is currently being tested as replacements for energy drinks.
“Honey I think we have to use the newly discovered Scrotium Phosphate compound if we are to have a child because all of our attempts are failing.”
by Bishop The Saint October 18, 2023
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