scrotal wedgie

When someone puts their hand in between your legs from behind you, grabs your balls, and pulls them up your ass like a wedgie

That guy stole my sandwich so I gave him a scrotal wedgie.

by Haffa May 21, 2004

scrotastic

A word discribing how much something is like a scrotum. To be scrotastic is to be like a scrotum.

"That was scrotastic!"

by fwagart May 17, 2007

Scroteration

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.

Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011

scrotal analitis

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

Scrotorboat

The act of motorboating applied to a scrotum.

"She scrotorboated me when she went down on me last night"

by ShiftyJack November 25, 2009

Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.

Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.

by YAWA August 24, 2017

scrotal raphe

The scrotal raphe is a visible line or ridge of tissue that runs through the midline of the scrotum and upwards through the posterior midline aspect of the penis (penile raphe. Also known as the scrotal seam or bowling ball bag zipper.

I always thought the scrotal raphe was a scar left from where they installed my balls at the factory.

by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011