scrotoplasty

tightening up loose ball sacks

Did you see that old guy at the gym, he had a ball sack that sagged so low it was hitting his leg like a pendulum. He could really use a scrotoplasty.

by sfballsack December 20, 2009

Scrotar

(n.)Person who pretty much sucks at all facets of life.

See that 28 year old over there with the red hair still making copies...what a fuggin scrotar...

by Turkey Teets August 22, 2006

scrotal wedgie

When someone puts their hand in between your legs from behind you, grabs your balls, and pulls them up your ass like a wedgie

That guy stole my sandwich so I gave him a scrotal wedgie.

by Haffa May 21, 2004

scrotastic

A word discribing how much something is like a scrotum. To be scrotastic is to be like a scrotum.

"That was scrotastic!"

by fwagart May 17, 2007

scrotal analitis

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.

Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.

by YAWA August 24, 2017

scrotal raphe

The scrotal raphe is a visible line or ridge of tissue that runs through the midline of the scrotum and upwards through the posterior midline aspect of the penis (penile raphe. Also known as the scrotal seam or bowling ball bag zipper.

I always thought the scrotal raphe was a scar left from where they installed my balls at the factory.

by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011