Scratter

Person of limited breeding and finance. Poor white trash.

It must be benefit pay day, all the scratters are getting drunk

by Rommel August 10, 2002

Scratty

An object or person with a scruffy, dishevelled, unkempt or cheap appearance. Tatty trainers and unwashed clothes complimented by greasy hair that hasn't been taken to a barber for a good few months, let alone seen shampoo would constitute a 'scratty' appearance. A cheap brand of clothes with little style could be described as 'scratty'. A tacky town or city could be branded 'scratty'.

1: "Have you seen Dave's new car?"
2: "The B reg metro?"
1: "Yeah."
2: "Yeah, it's scratty."

1: "Dude, scratty Anne has a new hair do, have you seen it?"
2: "Yeah, looks like she cut it herself."

1: "All those drugs have made Pete Doherty look really scratty."
2: "Agreed."

1: "I went to bradford to see some friends over Easter."
2: "What was it like?"
1: "To tell the truth, it was downright scratty."

by Pengers December 28, 2005

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009

Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 8, 2003

SCROTTY FAN

A fan, generally electric, that is commonly used to accelerate the evaporative process of nad sweat.

Joe's scrotty fan is going to burn out it's motor if it doesn't cool down in this office.

by Robert Zavaro June 25, 2007

scrattin

Verb. A slang term which originates from Northern Ireland, to describe the involuntary release of semen from the vagina after sexual intercourse. Can occur at inappropriate times, without warning.

While she was walking to work this morning, she had to stop off at the bog twice she was scrattin that much.

Her nags got soaked from all the scrattin.
I had a wile go of sex this morning now I'm scrattin like a bitch, it's near running down me leg.

by stinglikeabee May 6, 2015

scritter

Destroyed one’s credibility by citing a convicted pedophile in support of an untenable hypothesis. (Verb)

You just scrittered your whole argument.

by StevenTNAFO October 30, 2023