Screeton

Screeton, if you are born with this last name you are derived from royalty and a smooth pimp daddy and you slang the dick often, also you probaly smoke hella weed and have a bad habit of drinking too much alcohol also if you are not born with the last name Screeton then you are not a smooth pimp daddy that slangs the dick you are a hoe and you should get used to it and if anyones got anything to say about that they can holler at me usually stay around the MPG so holler!

(dude 1)Ay! is that dudes last name Screeton? (dude 2) yea dont fuck wit dem essays dey loco dey will fuck you up cuz they dont play that shit they keep it real in the MPG. (dude 2) fuck that ima go rob that nigga (dude 1) suit your self cuz. (dude 2)hey gimme all yo shit (screeton) what you say to me cuz, obviousely you dont know who I am cuz (dude 2) i dont give a fuck if you a screeton. (screeton) CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! -reload-
CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP
(dude 2)........................
(screeton) you dont ever curse when talking in the presence of my name, now you know,(screeton empties pockets, takes clothes, takes earrings and necklace and shoes)see ya on the flip side cuz HA!

by FAT ZACH SCREETON FROM THE MPG April 14, 2004

screwton

A term used by engineers to allocate their hate for Sir Isaac Newton. If newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. Because of that bastard we are forced to do work till 3am every night. A cross between screw and newton.

1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))

"Man engineering sucks, screw newton"

"Yeah...screwton"

by morningview March 25, 2008

Scruttox

the patch of skin between your balls and your poop shoot

guy 1: dude, my scruttox itches like hell, what's your sisters number?
guy 2: What? why do you want my sister number?
guy 1: because she was licking my scruttox last night and I think she gave me something, I'm gonna tell that bitch off!

by Yellow feva August 9, 2009

scrutton

An individual who loves trains and other steam engines. This love can develop into obsession and in instances may result in train fetishes or locomotive rape.

"They're such a scrutton, i saw how they were looking at that train."
"Made out with that train... like a scrutton!"

by Emmanuel Kant February 28, 2008

screwton

A footon that is used for having drex(drunken sex).

Baby you lookin mighty fine tonight, how bout we have some drex on the screwton.

by primerib July 21, 2003

scrattocks

the general insult for arse fingerers

eurrgh your fingers stinck you scrattock

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

Screeton

Yea them Screeton boys dont fuck around they will pull some shit on you cuz dont fuck with them especially that Z man, so when you read this Z holler back!

Ay is that a Scr...... (12 gauge fires) BOOM! .........................

by rock_sells_is_the_game_chronic_smokes_to_blame! April 15, 2004