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Scraping the glue

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.
Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.
by VapersAgainstGuns69 October 3, 2019
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shanking

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.
You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.
by N/A December 13, 2003
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Scwanking

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking
Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.
by rantallen June 2, 2011
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scanning out

1. The state one finds oneself in after excessive alcohol/drugs consumption.
2. The state one finds oneself in after working to long scanning barcodes
1. You should have seen Katie at the party last night - She was totally scanning out
2. Katie can't meet us in BBs - she's worked overtime and is totally scanned out
by OG Funk April 10, 2007
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Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.
"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!
by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011
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gut scraping

Gut scraping is a term used for a very deep fisted vagina,the hand can be pushed so far into the recipient that the fist can been seen to bw scraping the inner wall of the epidermis.
my shoulder muscle is killing me mate

why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.
by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015
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Scraping Scalps

Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.
The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.
by SlayerOfTheSystem October 19, 2011
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