A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.
Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!
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The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.
The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.
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A gay or lesbian person who acts like ass in order to elicit an negative response from persons they believe to be straight. Then that gay or lesbian person attempts to attribute that negative response to being homophobic instead of attributing it to the fact that they are indeed being an asshole.
I punched you in the throat because you elbowed my girlfriend in the face on the dance floor and not because your gay, you fucking "straightophobe" asshole.
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2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides
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1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.
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Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
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