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Scruff Rugged

The ultimate quintessence of Manliness. Imagine an epic battle between ravaging lumberjacks, aggravated pirates, diseased warrior pigeons, zombie Hockey-Bears, etc. Now multiply that clusterfuck by the value of "Ninjasaurus Rex" and apply the aftermath of the situation to a man's face. What do you get? The vehement forest of unkempt hair known as the beard.

Scruff Rugged is used as an adjective when describing a man's testosterone-induced, chaotically intense facial hair.
"Oh my God that man's face is being savagely mauled by a mutant Bear-fiend!"

"Haha, silly douche, that man's simply scruff rugged!"
by Nitro Wonder March 22, 2010
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Scruff

What a female loves to feel between her thighs. The right scruff to jawline ratio is a lady killer.

Also known as a 3 to 5 day old rockstar beard.
1. Omg, his Scruff has me dripping wet right now, I want that between my thighs for hours!

2. He is such a sexy rockstar drummer, his scruff is always so on point. He has to be Italian with that scruff and jawline.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 24, 2019
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Mum: Larry clean your room it's an absolute pig sty you fucking scruff
by DFALF October 14, 2018
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Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.
Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.
by Wheeze February 13, 2008
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Apple Scruff

1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).

2. A diehard Beatles fan.
"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison
by monkeyfinger December 31, 2005
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scruff

facial hair. basically day three to five after a shave.
"man my scruff is itchy today, i should shave it"
by itsme2 April 27, 2006
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scruffnut

Scrotum-to-scrotum contact during the act of double-penetrating a woman.
"Last night, Jed and I were Eiffel Towering his landlady when the bitch sneezed and threw us a scruffnut."
by Big Pimpin' Pappy April 10, 2007
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