scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

keyboard stuttering

Repeatedly attempting to correct a typo during a text chat, but then making the same typo.

Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.

by WhiteLando October 21, 2013

smothering

usually when is guy is lying down, and the girl kneeling over his head so that her pussy is near/on his face, like usually in the guy's mouth.

a great way to do oral sex on a lucky girl.

look it up on google image search.

last night for the first time she suggested smothering, and we both totally loved it.

by kittykat69_17 January 31, 2005

sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

earth-shattering

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

by vickyloka October 2, 2009

Shittering

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.

"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"

by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014

T Scotting

(verb.)
When one pulls an extreme amount of bitches.
This also includes getting money.

Bob: Hey bro I was just T Scotting
Mike: Damn bih you must have pulled mad bitches
Bob: hell yeah

by asereht5 December 11, 2013