scoo-wiff

when something is scoo-wiff

"your skirt is scoo-wiff"

by bib_grit August 29, 2022

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019

scoofa

A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.

"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"

by msinkwell September 23, 2021

Scooby Dune

A sexual process that is started by shoving a dog biscuit up a girl's ass. Then she tied up to a rusty old hipster drug van. She is then fucked in the pussy by a crow bar as the Scooby Doo theme song plays in the background. The process is completed by ripping off her face, saying "Mystery solved!", drenching her corpse and the van in gasoline and igniting it, and finally sending the van off a cliff while yelling "Zoinks!". Afterwards you fuck her dad.

"Yeah I gave my side bitch a mad Scooby Dune fam, but on God her dad had a better ass."

by Feridon Hamidi March 1, 2019

Chicken Nugget Scoon

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018

Scoopalone

When a child acts up at the kitchen table, and the parent slaps this child upside the head, forcing his/her face to plunge into his/her cereal/soup bowl.

Gino gave his son Vincenzo a Scoopalone during breakfast for antagonizing his Sister Sophia.

by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

Scooch a mooch

when something/someone is in the way

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch

by hereforari June 17, 2016