Vinyl Scouser

Similar to a plastic Scouser with exception a vinyl Scouser is someone born in Liverpool, who has defected too the dark side of the Mersey.

Geds Dad is a vinyl scouser

by Fannybaws1000 January 13, 2011

scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon

by Neil January 28, 2005

Cosmic Scouser

Someone who wears crystals wrapped with rope as a necklace, from Liverpool. Will definitely ask for a go of your spliff, on Crosby Beach after a swim at 5am with a kale smoothie

He’s that Cosmic Scouser i saw litter picking

by OnSinMissionMc November 11, 2020

plastic scouser

a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.

People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

Forby person "Ay lad don't be fuckin bang on"

by joe_red August 30, 2006

SCOUSER

Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.

"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"

by Paul April 4, 2005

scouser

Not from Newcastle

As in from Liverpool

by piabju April 8, 2003

SCOUSER

An inhabitant of a city fueled by insecurity, weakness and self pity. A city that has received millions in European funding over the years and is still in the top 5 deprived areas of Europe and a low academic record to match. In the main because of the lack of drive, ambition and a propensity to blame everyone else for their failiure. The scouser has a great deal of hatred from Mancunians for building the ship canal, which defined the demise of Liverpool port trade. Where most economies moved on, Liverpool cornered the market in whinging thus creating a culture of state dependency. A common question is why so many people hate Liverpool, because the Scouser hates himself.

I'm a Scouser and we won the Capital of Culture, Giz a grant mate

by Trent Bretton October 11, 2007