Scooblebopped

Someone who is confused, doesn’t know what is going on

“holy shit i farted and that smell has me scooblebopped”

by jcass69trappy December 16, 2021

scobblelotcher

One who expends extraordinary time, effort and mental resources to the pursuit of avoiding work.

Where successful: a usurer. Where combining efforts with others to avoid work: a socialist.
Where the subject's scobblelotcher group grows to the size of a nation: a national socialist.

If you scobblelotchers would spend half as much of your energy working as you do avoiding work, we could really get something done!

by Mike Finland March 21, 2017

scrobble

What the fuck is a scrobble? A scrobble is a made up word meant to mean "listeners" or "replays" in the last.fm music streaming app. Why scrobbles? Nobody fucking knows. It's a scrobble damnit.

Jenny: "I just got fourteen scrobbles last week"
Jack: "What the fuck is a scrobble?"
Jenny: "Im famous, bitch."

by andrewball February 7, 2018

Scobberlotcher

A person who doesn't leave their house. Usually very lazy, and goes by the name of Nick.

It's summertime and that old scobberlotcher still doesn't come outside!

by Bauvdel1 June 8, 2015

Sobble

Making a sob sound but in a cute way

Urban dictionary rejected my submission.

Sobble

by AngstyBunny September 16, 2018

Smobblewobble

When you look at the big ocean, it's like being a salmon, you are there, but you don't really do anything. That is when you are a smobblewobble.

When we talk to girls my friend is a big smobblewobble

by Magnus Røn April 7, 2021

scrobbler

A sexual act involving a man's taint. The scrobbler (i.e., the one who gives a scrobbler) puts their face firmly against the taint and vigorously oscillates their head. Some scrobblers use their tongues on the taint for added pleasure for both parties.

A minor variation, known as the "balsamic scrobbler," is a scrobbler that is performed on a receiver who has not bathed for several days.

I wasn't sure where we were in our relationship; it didn't seem like he was really all that into me. But when he asked me for a scrobbler I knew for sure, he was the one.

by dnova March 7, 2010