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Grant Schweikert

Manager of a popular fast food store. His 'keep it gangsta' mentality and 'ghetto' lifestyle, combined with his 'sick' cars and erratic driving, have earned him an infamous reputation with the local police force. However, he is not a white cap. Grant has lost his driver's licence at least four times, in the approximate four years he has had it. Grant is also a bum-buddy of Tim Blackwood. The pair together, are literally thick as thieves, and living proof that sodomy should be illegal. Grant has also been nominated for Australian Idol 347 times.
*Police car flashes sirens, Grant pulls over*.
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."
by Cockatoo Collins April 10, 2005
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schwaiger

dude she gave me a schwaiger !
by bobbi yurld December 8, 2010
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Schweiner

Synonymous with tits, but better. A way to describe something with lots of swag.
-That was awesome
-No, that was schweiner
by DHKessler February 14, 2012
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Schweizer

Schweizer is german for "a person from sweden" It is often misspelled Schweitzer
person 1: What is she?
person 2: She's a Schweizer.
person 1: a what?
person 2: You know, a person from sweden.
person 1: oh so she's sweddish?
person 2:yes
by xcrzysquirrelx March 22, 2009
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schmegert

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.
1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.
by Chell March 29, 2007
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schweigeled

The act of getting screwd in one manner or another by someone making a point of putting their own self interest first.
I was about to pour my coffee when someone rushed in and schweigeled me by taking the last cup.
by Le Duc July 5, 2010
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Schweizer

The German way of saying Swiss for a Swiss person. In Switzerland, most people speak and write in Swiss German, which is the Zurich dialect.
Dave: That person is a Schweizer.

Rob: That's a Swiss person?

Dave: Yep.
by Lily_The_Supasta January 12, 2025
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