schweeishism

Schweeishism is a philosophy dedicated to making the concept of schwee a part of one's everyday life. See schweeites

1st law of schweeishism: be random and enjoy it

by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005

schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a 2 1/2 inch hard penis

last night i went over to rickys house and he had a schweenis

by tony May 13, 2005

schkeegies

a slang term for women's breasts.

I just spilled mustard on my schkeegies after I bit into the hot dog.

by beccalee May 24, 2007

shweeties

Word created by Moriah Elizabeth.
Used for talking to babies, kids, or plushies.

(Anything you adore really)

“These shweeties are in target.” (About plushies)

“You are such a shweetie!” (About a baby)

“You’re a shweetie!” (About a child)

by awesomecreator4 July 30, 2024

schweeite

A schweeite is a person who lives by schweeishism. Schweeites are generally happy people, but they also tend to have a firm grasp on reality.

Disclaimer: Schweeites are not fanatics, and schweeishism is neither a religion nor a cult. For more info, see schwee.

by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005

schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a small penis

last night i went over to ricky's house and he had a schweenis

by tony May 13, 2005

sweeties man

Colloquial term for paedophile. Term sweeties refers to the sweets paedos offer to young children to lure them in (namely Worthers Originals).

Have you seen old man John at No.12? I swear he is a sweeties man, always watching the youts play outside!

by AlphaOmega4917 December 31, 2016