schwango

slang word for penis

"I was hoping she was going to touch my schwango if I treated her nice."

by the greggles February 25, 2010

schwang

a slang form of the word penis

"Yeah last night he just whipped out his schwang for everyone to see"

by bing July 1, 2003

Schwanged

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

Schmungus

It is used in many scenarios, example: when saying goodbye to a friend / colleague, a rare type of fungus, and a generally cool thing

‘ this thing is soo schmungus’ ‘ Bye! Schmungus!’ ‘Carefull! This area is protected cause of the schmungus here’

by Mr. Schmungus April 4, 2023

Schmungus

a slang word originating from Utah, schmungus is a sort of catch-all term for anything unusual.

"That boy's a schmungus, I tell ya."

"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."

by ANTLAP_006 March 3, 2023

Schwangers

When something is supercool and happening.

a party can be Schwangers cos its so hot.....

by Sharendra Panday November 29, 2006

Schwankster

An alternative, and rarely-used word for a wankster.

Man, you are such a schwankster sometimes.

by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009