Amy Schumer’d

When your joke gets stolen by someone who’s not funny

“Craig Amy Schumer’d my joke.”

“Amy Schumer herself.”

by Ian Papi June 9, 2018

schmorg

To feast heavily, derived from the noun "smorgasbord" (pronounced schmorgisbord) which refers to a large platter of food. I.e to schmorg, schmorgging

"Dude I am about to schmorg so hard."

by AverageJoe330 March 27, 2015

Amy Schumer Syndrome

The term that was coined by BlackLightJack in his video on Santa Inc. is when in a "adults" shows in the attempt to make the views laugh, scared and/or to make the show look more "mature" and "edgy" they added out of context scene that had the character said some slurs, out of nowhere jumpscare, out of place sexual or rape scene or blood everywhere.

Me: "Don't tell me there is some out of context sexual scene in the way to make the viewers laugh?"

"Yep this show has Amy Schumer Syndrome."

by CherubPrime January 13, 2022

Schmuck Schumer

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022

Schumer

A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.

Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !

Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?

Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !

by VapourPhase December 20, 2015

Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.

P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox

by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022

Poopy Schmorgüin

A word that you call someone when they are being very annoying or irritating. Adjective.

“Stop annoying me Sam, you’re being a poopy schmorgüin.”

by Therealwords123 December 29, 2020