Schneezer

Adjective - When a moment in time is intolerably stupid moment. Also known as a hyper bruh moment

Verb - To morb as such high speeds it skips stages

Adjective - How did you not realize it said HDMI out on the dock? you're so schneezer

Verb - You're making me schneezer

by ShinyKinlex July 30, 2022

Scheezewacker

Vagina, or the vagina opening

Dude, last night, I was fuckin her scheezewacker goooooood.

by Alex Levin November 26, 2003

schteez

Generic term for anything you'd want to put your cock into.

Yo, i wanna roll-up in that schteez over there.

by E-roK December 24, 2002

schmeeze

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004

schweezed

The painful yet stimulating process of squeezing the clytoris till it pops like a bubble.

Jenny was wanting the ultimate pleasure so I schweezed her.

by Schweezy Smith December 24, 2006

Schteegen

verb: Schteegening
noun: Schteegen, Schteeg

1. the innate ability to be triggered by everything despite being white

2. an intense hatred of fun

women: america is literally the worst country in the world
Educated women: stop being such a Schteegen

by AblitzernamedChaotic October 12, 2017

Schmeeze

the Nic stick, commonly used term in parts of Massachusetts. Disposable vape. used Interchangeably with the made up word “schmeal”

“i gotta new schmeeze yo try this shit”
“this shit is ass dawg 💀”

by fondle3000 April 7, 2022