This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.
Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
by William Wood July 10, 2005
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Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.
Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.
Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017
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Schmuck + Trump = Shrump. Trump is the dumbest schmuck in the game. WHO IS THE DUMBEST SHMUCK IN THE GAME???? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP. WHO IS THE DUMB SCHMUCK IN THE OVAL OFFICE?? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP!!! DONALD SCHRUMP!!!!
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by OKURNESSEABJ June 28, 2020
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(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing
(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing
He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay
by tha tin man April 25, 2011
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Dude. That girl leah is SOOOOOO schriggg.
DAN, SHUT UP, YOU'RE BEING A SCHRIGG.
Hey Larry! Let's go schrigg it up later at the ice rinks!
I'm so schrigg right now, I could go for a bubble bath.
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DAN, SHUT UP, YOU'RE BEING A SCHRIGG.
Hey Larry! Let's go schrigg it up later at the ice rinks!
I'm so schrigg right now, I could go for a bubble bath.
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by fishyman26 December 5, 2012
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Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.
by Davy Allen November 15, 2006
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Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021
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