schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

Snorking

A cross between snore and an oink (like a pig).

Do you hear that? What is it?

That's just Scamp, he's snorking!

by Trashy'sMom May 1, 2009

Snorking

Derived from "Social Networking." The act of using social networking tools such as Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Once the bloggers had exchanges links, they snorked each other's posts, and thus, they were snorking.

by JJBettencourt September 10, 2011

Snorking

The act of strapping a dildo to the cranium (i.e the top of te head) and then running head first towards your partner (male or female) and the dildo penetrating and pleasuring them.

Adam: I heard you liked snorking?
Jamie: Yeah, I totally snorked your sister AND your mum last night.

by Lewbo October 27, 2011

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021