schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

shmording

Someone is shmording when they are being bitter, un-cooperative and generally a pain in your ass.

Anthony was shmording when he refused to peel off his face.

by Cordell Doemling August 30, 2008

schmoving

When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.

Damn that guy is schmoving!

by EddieGames September 24, 2020

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schmorngy

When you are simultaneously sad, mad, horny, and angry

Dude I'm so fucking schmorngy. I'm failing math but saw that one bitch in class.

by ObaboSacredTexts October 11, 2019