Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

by 202101 December 24, 2010

schmockey

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

by rpc11 October 30, 2007

schmookums

A term of endearment for your partner. Along the lines of baby, sweetiepie , honey, boo, schnookums

"Hey schmookums<3"

by bamf2013 October 14, 2013

schmooving

when you schmoovin'.

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

schmood

A really big mood.

"Have you seen the newest pic of Jungkook? He's so cute I want to date him!"
"Wow, schmood"

by anon69bro February 10, 2018

schmooze

to sweet talk people so that they give you exactly what you want

My friend Patrick always schmoozes with my mother so that she gives him her freshly baked cookies.

by Curly Lobo June 9, 2016

Schmoopie Papoopie

word to describe something that is cute, adorable, and overall makes you feel good in the inside. Often used sarcastically

a term often used on the web show the "Young Turks" by host Cenk Ugyur and Ana Kasparian.

Person 1- Hey Person 2, look over there, a fluffy bunny!
Person 2- schmoopie papoopie !!!!

by KoolKarlen January 27, 2010