Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.
by Wealcattty October 15, 2017
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Schmlar • schmear • scholar • scholarships • schmarmy • Scholars Academy • schylar • schlarf • schlarg • schlarman
Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?
Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."
Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."
by Dommy Style December 26, 2008
Get the cock scholar mug.1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.
A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.
Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.
A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.
by B. Fic July 9, 2005
Get the Schlark mug.Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
by Phill Latio September 22, 2007
Get the Scholarstrip mug.the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.
person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.
by bunj March 4, 2009
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