Scholarstrip

When someone (usually of the female gender) pays for their education by stripping.

Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."

Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."

Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."

Scholarstrip by Phill Latio September 22, 2007

Scholarship 

Heaven on a paper.

Getting a scholarship will save your ass from being 30 years in debt.

Scholarship by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 7, 2020

Scholarstorian 

A sarcastic term to describe a pseudo-intellectual. Combing the words “scholar” and “historian”, it parodies a non-existent discipline to mock someone who thinks they have intellectual authority over various subjects.

Typically used to describe Wikipedians, it can also be used for journalists, celebrities who hold espoused political views, and the terminally online.

Hey man, did you see that GorillaWarfare, a Wikipedian, is using YouTube as a reference to someone’s new pronouns? Such a scholarstorian, she couldn’t even convince HuffPost to write a source about that.

Scholarstorian by Screendeemer December 11, 2022

athletic scholarship

How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.

James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.

Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.

James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.

athletic scholarship by Ginormous D May 7, 2011

scholarship 

getting something,anything for nothing....

Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night

scholarship by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

scholastriotic 

Having school spirit or holding an intense pride in one's place of learning.

She's been to every pep rally and football game, and I hear she painted her face with our school colors. How scholastriotic of her!

scholastriotic by Joseph Frederick December 7, 2006

scholarship 

Something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. Like all other things adults say, it's a lie. Unless you scored a 2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.

Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been All-American every since he sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too".

Jake:"Fuck off mom you said the same thing about college.

scholarship by David M. Kennedy July 26, 2006