Schmingled

Another word for being cracked out - When someone is just off their tits. Maybe after having too many energy drinks. Used within the competitive gaming community.

“That kid is schmingled, see how reckless he is playing right now?”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019

Schmiggity

1. Marijuana 2. The act of smoking Marijuana.

“Do you have any Schmiggity?”

by Emoney/Jebugus January 9, 2022

Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

Schmidiot

N. someone possessing the quality of insane idiocy. not only are they ridiculously stupid, they are so stupid that when you call them an idiot, you feel the intense need to add another sylibil in order to convey their idiocy to them.

this word may also be abreviated into "schmid".

1) Bill - "wow, i didn't know that The Hills was actually scripted and not a reality show at all."

Ted- "Really, Bill? Everyone knew that. You're such a schmidiot."

by Tayloptimist July 7, 2011

shmingo

A phrase you exclaim to make a situation awkward, usually during a silent period.

*silence*
Bob: Shmingo!
Matt: What the f:ck is a shmingo?

by weddingcakes April 1, 2013

schmaggot

a man who let's a great woman go to be with an insane bitch

that schmaggot left her for THAT THING??

by scorned April 30, 2006