schmelle schmelle

A German/French way of saying crap, shit, poo, etc.

Oh, schmelle schmelle, i just shited in a bucket.

by Cobrania February 18, 2005

schmelmer

Last name that was popular amount many Nazi generals and soldiers.

Hitlers cousin was Arnold Schmelmer.

by Black Larry Bird December 21, 2015

schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

by benzino909 March 24, 2010

Schmello

Another way to say hello. Also known as a salutation or greeting in the English language. When said one may also say schmello in response to the same greeting.

Schmello! How are you?

by missie marie April 10, 2010

Schmeed

Another word for being drunk beyond one's own control.

I'm so schmeed...

by JakeHerman August 15, 2011

schveldt

1-an emission of pleasure
2-cool, neat-o, awesome
3-to splooge

You want to have sex? Schveldt.
This party is schveldt.
Try not to schveldt on the couch.

by Alec "Schveldt" S. February 8, 2005

schmead

Unknown bodily substance found on everyday items.

"Amanda left a bunch of schmead on my monitor and keyboard."

by retlehs September 16, 2006