schmeck

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

by Uncle Incest October 26, 2008

Schmeckle

A currency shared in all dimensions.

Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!

by Tekkawarrior May 2, 2016

Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)

"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."

by DwightUrban December 27, 2008

schmekel

yiddish for dick. preferable a short thick one like justins.

syn: a stupid person

oh baby can I have some schmekel tonight?

by killbill bumble bee January 30, 2009

schmeckie

Penis. Americanized variant of Yiddish shmekl, shmekele or schmeckle.

Had the new in-laws over for the Pesach seder; Mom brought out the baby pictures and showed 'em all my schmeckie.

by scudder August 9, 2006

schmecklehead

A person who is a fuck up or buffoon

That guy is a friggin schmecklehead

by Westley E November 7, 2007

Schmeckeldorf

1. Complete ownage of someone

2. A random nickname for a dog

1. "Wow! Yesterday, I totally schmeckeldorfed someone on Call of Duty!"

2. "Aww, what's his name?"
"Scruffy, but we call him Schmeckeldorf."

by noshoesneeded August 6, 2008