shazzled

very very drunk, virtualy comatose

you had heaps to drink last night, and by midnight you were totally shazzled

by Justin W II April 23, 2007

Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.

Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022

Schmangled

A term originating within the "Spademan Vocabulary" of Ontario, Canada.

-It refers to any person that has consumed too much alcohol

-Should be used by excessive beer drinkers

Oh man, last night I got so schmangled I lost my pants!!!

by spadeinator July 20, 2010

Schwizzled

To get mad drunk yo

Dude last night I got so schwizzled playing beirut

by George Gervin June 15, 2009

shazzled

simply means stunned or surprised

joel tisato was shazzled when he was caught raping a cat

by jordan rossi August 20, 2005

Schmozzle

Schmozzle, according to the game Balderdash, is a group of three or more monkeys.

One, two, three, four, five monkeys....Wow, now that's a Schmozzle.

by Some random chick... November 3, 2010