schmalstieg

a small trek.

Meghan: "Hey, wanna go on a hike?"

Laura: "How about a schmalstieg?"

by alphagenius June 23, 2012

Holy Schmaps

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".

"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"

by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022

schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

schmasturbate

The fourth "S". What you do after you shower, shit, and shave.

Bill: "Hey man what took you so long to get here? Kickoff was 10 minutes ago!"

Ray: "Sorry man I barely had time to do the 4 S's and stop at the liquor store before the game started."

Bill: "4 S's? I thought there were only 3."

Ray: "nope, 4. Shower, shit, shave, and schmasturbate."

by jeffrotull87 April 11, 2012

Schmad

Word meaning false toughness..as in someone who yhinks hr is tough but is actually soft.

That guy thinks he is schmad

by RYNO9993 April 5, 2009

schmadidas

fake designer, doesn't have to be adidas, just add sch infront of it.

schreebok
schgucci
schpuma

by nadia & amy AKA farny & nadick August 27, 2003