Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Schlump

To break something/someone very bad.

*gets killed in fortnite*
"GET FUCKING SCHLUMPED KID"

by nut button March 13, 2019

Schlump

Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.

Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.

by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020

Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

Papa Schlump

Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.

x: “who is your fav character from Smurfs?”
Y: “Papa Schlump duh!”

by fifi wifi May 6, 2022

Schlump

ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.

a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.

by whales with bowler hats August 29, 2022